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Amazon,com: Can I return my zunehd and buy an ipod touch instead? Not in love with the zune as it doesnt have the versatility of a touch, will amazon be anal about it? | | If its within 30 days just return it and buy an ipod | Can I get in trouble with TSA for this? Me and some buddies are going skiing next month. We always screw with each pretty hard. I just want to make sure before I go through with this one, no one can go to jail. Here's the setup.
I am going to slip a 8oz jar of Anal Lube in his carry-on backpack. As seen here.
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When he goes through TSA, the Gel like substance will obviously show up, TSA will search his bag and he when TSA pulls it out and looks at it- he'll look pretty foolish to say the least. So- Is there anything about this that's illegal? If so, what? I'm hoping to film the whole setup. Hey if Knocksville can have a fake grenade, and have no repercussions, why not? | I dont find this to be a good idea.
anything that holds up innocent people is mean.
all those people waiting in line will have to wait while they search the bag and you and your friends laugh like hyenas...
Pack it in your checked luggage, and slip it in something of his in his room instead.. | Whats the most accurate thermometer for temperature? I typed in amazon "thermometer" and got several kinds on for ear, mouth or another to put on your forehead. Also remember that film Armageddon where they used an anal thermometer, so that has to be a fairly accurate way of doing it if the guys at NASA are using it.. right?
Im after the most accurate method and the best thermometer that can accomedate it. | | My parents use the in ear ones too, they seem to work well | What do u think of sex toys? omg i didnt know they sold stuff like this. i was on amazon and just browsing for makeup when i saw this product. its a sex toy. and not only that its used to stick up your a**
lol. i think ill pass. i do know they have fake rubber penises and fake vaginas. but i really didnt think they had this kind of stuff for sticking up your a**
the product is called Doc Johnson F*** Me Silly Anal Beads
lol. u can see them on amazon
i wouldnt ever us this. not becasuse im straight. i find sticking objects in me wierd so i dont even use a fake ding a ling. no need to really since i have a bf. anyway i never used any sex toys. are they really that good? they seem weird. but i read the review and a guy used that with his gf and said it caused orgasms. anyway i cant see it... mainly cuz i dont screw from behind. how does that feel anyway? seemslike it would hurt... and.. er.. its just not my thing
there is also Doc Johnson Club Jenna Girl Lollipopper. thats also to stick up the butt. but eww... ok not for me.
is it common to use sex toys? i did think about getting a mini vibrator. just the one u put on the tip of your finger. but nah. | | If people want to use toys then that seems fine to me. I have used them with gfs and they always love it. Most of them even liked it where you suggest that you wouldn't. It's OK to be experimental - you might find something that you really enjoy. Be open minded and have some fun... | Why would a loving God create the candiru? "This fish is also known to attack humans and animals and swim into an orifice (the urethra, anus, or vagina). Because of spines protruding from the fish, it is almost impossible to remove except through surgery. Though there have been documented candiru attacks on humans, there is no evidence the fish can survive once inside a human. The danger for the person lies more in the infection and shock that results from having the organism lodged in sensitive tissues for an extended period of time than from physical damage done by the actual fish itself."
Basically, this creature seeks to claw its way up the very sensitive urethra or vagina or anal openings and tries to make itself at home. For males in particular the surgery and complications can be pretty traumatic.
Why would God create such an abomination, which could conceivably cause great harm to an innocent person choosing to urinate in the Amazon river? | | My goodness, you didn't have to get quite so exotic to make your case. What about the black widow spider or the black mamba or spitting cobra. How about the tiger and lion. When mankind fell, the whole order of creation was marred and became hostile. | Do think this guy has a chance of maintaining his beautiful girlfriend who is 15 years younger than him? He dresses like a SLOB and all of his clothes are at least 20 years old..
The inside of his house looks like a garbage dump...
Amazon tribes would not be able to survive in the jungle of his backyard...
He talks vividly about the amazing anal he's had with his ex girlfriend and shows his new girlfriend all the amazing places he's had sex with his exes...
He says that the reason he never married is because "no woman was ever good enough for his mom"...
His haircut is from 1979 and he's overweight...
He is manipulative and sexually abusive to her...
Oh and one more thing, she keeps finding herself attracted to good looking young men around her age who are suave and classy...
| | If the girl has a brain, then no. If she is an idiot, it can last forever | Help? I want to lose my virginity? (women only please)? I've been home-schooled for the past 4 years (since 7th grade) and have been completely isolated from friends etc. Specifically from age 15 to now (I'm 16) I've been VERY desperate, I'm a bisexual and basically attracted to almost everyone recently. I seriously can't take it anymore, I feel very guilty at myself because I don't want to give my virginity to just anyone, but I'm at a point where if I start to socialize and a boy would just ask me a sexual question I'd go off. I know a lot about sex, I've spent like the past 2 years searching and researching everyday about toys, desires, turn ons, positions, identities and everything about both the female and male body. I also have many books I got off amazon about oral sex, positions and sex in general. My mother says doing this is only getting me worse. I go to sleep every single day thinking of sex. I masturbate normally, depending on my hormones, sometimes I do it everyday, sometimes some days and sometimes not at all, I have to wear miniature tampons because I make a mess in my underwear whenever anything sexual (even a thought) comes up. I have a few sex toys including anal beads and vibrators that don't go in. I'm not a nymphomaniac, I just have a really high libido and no partner. I don't know any boy (I've litterally been stuck at home for 4 years) I going to start a job soon and possibly get friends and stuff, I feel like at this point I would dump my virginity on the first boy just to feed my sex drive, but I hate thinking this, is there anything I can do? Should I visit a GYN? | | First, please stop using tampons if you are not on your period, you can develop TSS. TSS is a rare but potentially deadly disease. Women under 30, especially teenagers, are at a higher risk for TSS using any kind of tampon – cotton or rayon of any absorbency. If you need something to wear, use a panty liner. Second of all, you probably feel this way because you are so isolated, get out there, join community activities, meet people, DO NOT jump on the first person who is willing to have sex with you, you WILL regret it later in life, also, try finding online groups with people who have this same kind of problem, it can help you deal and not feel completely alone in this situation. If you are still concerned, you can visit your GYN. Hope this helps, and good luck :) PS. Dont listen to CATERINE, you are not disgusting or pervy. | Translucent, Clamped Fins on Betta? Symptoms: For the last several weeks my Betta has been showing clamped fins with half of his anal fin becoming translucent. No rips, no fraying and no holes, basically it doesn't look like any case of fin rot I've ever seen, which is what I first suspected. No white spots, copper dusting, white fuzz, yellowing or popped fins. Slight bloating (which is likely due to overfeeding, whoops). Normal behavior, hangs out on the top of the tank, but swims around at normal speeds to investigate. No rubbing/scratching.
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Old picture, that wispy/translucent look is now halfway up the fins. Dorsal fin had some pre-purchase injury in this photo that has now healed.
Environment: 5g tank, heated to steady 80 degrees, filtered, cycled. pH, ammonia, nitrite, and nitrate levels are all idle. No chlorine or anything of the sort in the water. Pinch of aquarium salt, added slime coat/stress reliever. The only problem is that our water is rather hard here (the joy of city water). His tank has two silk plants, an amazon sword and java ferns. Weekly 10% water changes.
Treatments tried: Did the 3 day temperature increase with salt, in case of Ich.
Followed by dosing of Mardel's Maracyn-Two and Maracide (in case of Ich or Velvet due to the clamped fins).
Any ideas on what could be causing this and what else I can do? | | It could be like subtle form of fin rot. But in that case it sounds like youve got it well covered with the maracyn/maracide. What ive usually noticed about bettas when they start to grow older (you didnt mention his age) is that their fins dont usually quite resemble what they once did. I had a betta whose fins ends were clamped, and he lived the rest of his life that way and was fine. So if the treatments arent working, I would say that perhaps it is old age. They also tend to start losing the vibrancy in their color. |
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